Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. – Peter De Vries
I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order . . . as they should be. – anon
The horizon is nothing but the limits of one’s sight. – anon
The technical term for “being unable to remember the word you want” is, uh . . . – anon
I hope someday to write something worth plagiarizing. – anon
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. – Winston Churchill
Never let a bad memory get in the way of a good memoir. – Joanie Levenson
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. – anon
Every time you make a typo, the errorists win. – anon
Me fail English? That’s unpossible. – anon
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. – anon
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory. – Franklin P. Jones
All autobiographies are alibi-ographies. – Clare Booth Luce
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. – Quentin Crisp
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. – anon
The road to hell is paved with adverbs. – Stephen King
Did you hear about the little boy who ended a sentence with 5 prepositions? He said, “What are you bringing that book that I don’t want to be read to out of up for?” – anon
As far as I’m concerned, “whom” is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. – Calvin Trillin
Speling is my favourite subject. – Bill Winder
