Jokes & quotes

King o the ranges cyclist 350x469Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. – Peter De Vries

I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order . . . as they should be. – anon

The horizon is nothing but the limits of one’s sight. – anon

The technical term for “being unable to remember the word you want” is, uh . . . – anon

I hope someday to write something worth plagiarizing. – anon

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. – Winston Churchill

Never let a bad memory get in the way of a good memoir. – Joanie Levenson

I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. – anon

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win. – anon

Me fail English? That’s unpossible. – anon

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. – anon

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory. – Franklin P. Jones

All autobiographies are alibi-ographies. – Clare Booth Luce

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. – Quentin Crisp

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. – anon

The road to hell is paved with adverbs. – Stephen King

Did you hear about the little boy who ended a sentence with 5 prepositions? He said, “What are you bringing that book that I don’t want to be read to out of up for?” – anon

As far as I’m concerned, “whom” is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. – Calvin Trillin

Speling is my favourite subject. – Bill Winder

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